thomas-must-get-to-sleep:

weirdo-concker:

chouxcake:

w33d-witch:

w33d-witch:

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

A baby

VS an adult

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

They’re basically Fey and I love them

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surprisebitch:

itstaakothywowzard:

kaijuno:

alvaroarbehoa:

coolcatgroup:

He like it

I’m crying

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

goodbye

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thebootydiaries:

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

innerths:

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weirdandco:

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unclefather:

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